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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:35 am    Post subject: gynae Reply with quote

A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.



He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.



When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.



Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."



The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."



After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe which I've never seen done in my entire career."
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I snickered at that one with so much laughter it hurt my tummy! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

llooll!!!!!!!!!!! priceless
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love that one Smile

VERY funny!
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